just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
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"I'm desperately in love with complete abandon at the idea that storytelling and music dynamically changes peoples lives." -- Curt Mega
Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.
Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd
But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!
this dude got his own pokemon
im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there
im sorry but i only listen to real music
Only B.C. kids remember this
she can’t hold it back anymore
ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS
hummels + doing whatever it takes to make sure their significant other is happy
"better get off Tumblr now"
"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts