February 2012
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Funny old me
My mom grabs me and tells me to go outside so that we can see the moon and Jupiter and Venus in the night sky. I grab a jacket but not shoes. We end up having to drive down the street because we can’t quite see it in our neighborhood. After we get a good glimpse, we head home but then I have the bright idea to go get frozen yogurt. I decide to wear my mom’s size 8 shoes in the...
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See: Things I want to happen
Finn: Did you know that Blaine's hair is like... REALLY curly?
Kurt: ... Yes, of course I do. Why?
Finn: Well, he always has it all gelled down but when I saw him with the punching bag, it was curly.
Kurt: That happens when he gets sweaty.
Finn: Oh, do you guys work out together?
Kurt: No.
Finn: ...
Kurt: Anything else you want to talk to me about?
Finn: Nope.
I found this on reddit, it was about when you knew...
hypoallergeniccannibals:
“Oh neat. My story is similar involving a toilet and pee.
Had just moved in with my girlfriend (knew she was awesome already) and her mother had gotten her a kitten for her birthday.
I was taking a pee while she was doing something that ladies do in the mirror. Our new kitten jumped up onto the toilet seat to get a closer look at my piss stream. He had done this...
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I think it's time for me to sleep
I work tomorrow 8:45-3:30.
Oh yeah, and I was almost 3 hours late for work today. It’s a long story but I was freaking out so much and I am so thankful that I have wonderful bosses and they understood. Setting 3 alarms for tomorrow though.
Goodnight lovelies.
unffff bonus gif:
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