Funny old me
My mom grabs me and tells me to go outside so that we can see the moon and Jupiter and Venus in the night sky. I grab a jacket but not shoes. We end up having to drive down the street because we can’t quite see it in our neighborhood. After we get a good glimpse, we head home but then I have the bright idea to go get frozen yogurt. I decide to wear my mom’s size 8 shoes in the store. I look absolutely ridiculous and just take them off because I can’t walk in them anyway. And, of course I see a group of girls I went to high school with.
Welcome to my life.